"I’m in a band. We do weird shit sometimes"
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud